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Competitive Melee

Someone Spamming Shine,Rest or Knee for 8 minutes on battlefield
Guy 1:That Was Soooo Cheap!
Guy 2: what did I do? You said competitive melee
Guy 1:For God's sake....
Competitive Melee by Kerbehmain2002 September 10, 2018

Competitive Hand Waving 

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.
Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

Competitive Head 

1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.
This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!

competitive suicidality 

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

competitive balance 

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.
*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"
competitive balance by suntan50 March 30, 2016

Competitive Cucking 

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.
"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"
Competitive Cucking by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018