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commuter hour

The distance that an average commuter travels in an hour.
The commute hour varies greatly from very short (Los Angeles) to very long (Kansas).
by mike27112 June 13, 2004
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Commotion Lotion

Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.
In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.
by CuntFaeEmbra May 18, 2011
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commotional

A word used to describe someone who is known to cause a commotion when feeling overly emotional. Portmanteau of commotion and emotional
Dont get that girl all riled up, you know she's the commotional type.
by cbo1 November 16, 2011
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Commuter Lounge

A gathering hole of fucked up individuals who bath in each other's wild and wacky antics. Normally becomes a world war, when the room fills up.

A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.

Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.

Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."

"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
by President Clam November 8, 2011
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commodem

"Jonny's internet access is soooooo slow"
"What do you expect? He's only on a commodem"
by stdPikachu January 13, 2004
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Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.
I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.
by firerescue127 August 29, 2010
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commutemate

1. someone that you hook up with on the way to work or school
Tommy hated work, but loved having Mary as his commutemate
by seattleite1 January 12, 2012
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