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Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
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Commission

The act to order a customized object for fap activity
UserIdofor$$$ :\> Commission for Degenerate665664543
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by Caeljin September 28, 2019
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Commiss

To commiss is to use one's authority or position to order an inferior or subordinate to carry out a task, usually through intimidation or by scaring them.

Usually carries the ending "-ing", as in "commissing".
The new executive established himself by commissing the office slave to go and finish a report.

The drill sergeant commissed the new recruits into submission.
by Colonel Marbi Chora November 24, 2009
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The Charbonneau Commission

(La Commission Charbonneau in French, and named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec politicians should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission.
by Sexydimma February 15, 2017
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Commission-holic

People who only see value and meaning in artwork they or others paid for, while disrespectfully throw away anything that is free under any circumstances leaving the artist with shameful unsatisfaction.
That man is such a commission-holic, he shows nothing but ignorance after receiving anything for free.
by Super Saiyazard October 9, 2023
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boundary commission

A line dividing two separate countries
We are learning about the boundary commission around America
by New to this website June 12, 2017
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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