To commiss is to use one's authority or position to order an inferior or subordinate to carry out a task, usually through intimidation or by scaring them.
Usually carries the ending "-ing", as in "commissing".
Usually carries the ending "-ing", as in "commissing".
The new executive established himself by commissing the office slave to go and finish a report.
The drill sergeant commissed the new recruits into submission.
The drill sergeant commissed the new recruits into submission.
by Colonel Marbi Chora November 24, 2009
Get the Commissmug. by AirWalker345 April 25, 2025
Get the AI commissionermug. bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
by diggymac March 1, 2018
Get the fucked outta commissionmug. When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
Get the commissioner’s cursemug. by Caeljin September 28, 2019
Get the Commissionmug. A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016
Get the Chili Commissionermug. King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.
1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.
1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.
2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?
Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?
Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.
by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013
Get the Commissioner Kingmug.