dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.

I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

Commidiot

One who sits in a committee with no knowledge of the subject but offers an opinion to justify their presence.

She/he had to pontificate for half an hour, trying to justify being present at the meeting. There's a half hour we'll never get back, thanks to that "commidiot!"

by Speider Schneider September 23, 2010

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!

by krwlos1 September 4, 2010

your family reunion a homosexual communion

most deadly insult of them all ; worst than ur mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, etc. guaranteed to kill your opponent.

Bob : ur mum gay
Jeff : but ur dad lesbian
Bob : stfu fagit, ur grandpap a trap
Jeff : listen here dicktwat your family tree lgbt
Bob : your family reunion a homosexual communion
Jeff : *dies*

by puss puss licker April 12, 2018

10K Commotion

a website with an online comic about a fictional Dance Dance Revolution tournament that mostly appeals to Bemani geeks and people who go to anime cons. kinda based on a bunch of real tourneys and cons.

used as an adj. refers to the rules listed on the site, "perfects x 2 + greats + okays"

"The last DDR tourney at Otakon was 10K Commotion-style. Easier than calculating percentages for everybody on every song."

by second tuesday October 20, 2006

collision course

A great collaboration by linkin park and jay-z where jay-z's songs are combined with linkin park's songs to produce some good ones and some not so good ones

"We doin big pimping we spendin G's"

by observeranonymous : ) January 16, 2005