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co commenter

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.
billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.
by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019
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Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 22, 2020
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Pop Commentary

Pop commentary is a form of YouTube commentary, it isn’t considered “real commentary” they don’t get into drama they don’t swear and will apologize for a joke they made years ago. Also known as “Vine Commentary”
Guy 1 “Man pop commentary sucks”
Guy 2 “what even is pop commentary”

Guy 1 “guys like Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Connor, Eddie Burback, and Scott Cramer etc”
Guy 2 “yeah they suck, EmpLemon for life!”
by Guitar lover May 15, 2021
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Commenter

A guy who has no life and comments almost everywhere godamn place possible. They use unfunny jokes or sometimes they are funny, but they don’t even realize it. They can become pretty popular. Lots are on YouTube while some are on other apps/websites.
COMMENTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
by Moaning Earrape March 16, 2019
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Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.
Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.
by smeleigh July 21, 2007
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blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.
"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"
by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007
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top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
by thefoldrock June 1, 2011
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