Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
by Poutine Pirate May 01, 2010
(n.) A girl who partakes in lots of anal ass-play adventures at various locations on multiple occasions. Usually is on top during these adventures, but may occasionally ride side saddle.
by Philosophical123 April 22, 2010
I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.
by luckymike January 18, 2008
When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 27, 2011
by Buck October 19, 2003
by rj colon December 13, 2016
Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.
The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.
The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.
The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!
I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.
I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.
by The Pirate of Pissants February 28, 2006