flaming death cylinder

Any cylindrical device used to cause intense pain or death by flames or other methods such as spikes

so I ramed the flaming death cylinder down his throat and pressed the button, the spikes came out and drove flames into his flesh

by James Edgar Hooblin June 19, 2003

Fuel cylinder

A larger-than-normal can of beer or malt liquor, usually found in 16- and 24-ounce sizes. Popular among college athletes, frat boys, and law students, since they tend to run on beer. Miller High Life is sometimes found in a pack of six 16-ounce fuel cylinders.

"Hey, I'm going down to the NoCo to get some fuel cylinders, anybody want one?"

by Der Schliztenbrau January 29, 2009

my cylinder has solidified

an unintentional erection joke originating from a binging with babish video

"Four hours later and once my cylinder has solidified, heh sorry."

by DesiredExoticNeighbor August 27, 2019

cylinder

a female private also know as a "box" because me and my friend decided that a pussy looks more cylindrical than box"y"

i love to stick my foot in her cylinder

by mcgoogle stick January 28, 2005

2 Cylinder

The act of fisting a girl anally and vaginally, with each fist moving in and out in alternating order, while she works his penis like the crankshaft of an engine.

Jordon decided to rev up his stale sex life by introducing the 2 Cylinder to the bedroom.

by TheBrick33 October 31, 2010

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016