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Stephen Colbert

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.
Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Colbertian Accent

Named after the late night comedian Stephen Colbert.
The Colbertian Accent (pronounced Col-ber-y-en) is an accent in which the speaker fails to pronounce the t at the the end of a word in which the previous two letter are either "or" or "er."
Colbert Report

Pronounced Colbear Repoor. This is a Colbertian Accent
by a no lifer August 9, 2009
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Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.
by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009
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comber domer

The act that occurs when a woman fondels or styles a man's pubic hair while simultaneously giving him oral sex, or a "domer".
Juice - "All I wanted was a dome, but I came out with some proper corn rows too, comber domers are the best!"
by LilGangstaRy-lu March 23, 2003
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Colfergasm

An orgasm from Chris Colfer because of how hot and amazing and sexy he is.
Chris Colfer: *Does single ladies dance*
Person: Wow... I just had a Colfergasm
by KlainesBowties August 9, 2012
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carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.
Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.
by caitlin February 20, 2005
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chris colfer

an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.
i love chris colfer so much
by klainerxo September 18, 2011
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