When a guy tries to speak to women, but they constantly turn him down because his chat stinks.
It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.
Basically the geezer chats shit!
It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.
Basically the geezer chats shit!
Me: Look at Ricky trying to talk to that girl
Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!
Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!
Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!
Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!
by vikingfury January 24, 2012
Get the Smelly Chat mug.One is said to have become 'chatatonic' after over-exposure to chat and especially chat rooms. In a chatatonic stupor, the mind becomes numb and body parts stiff and sore. Disjointed, surreal posts are noted from chatatonic chatters and unpleasant personality changes are typical.
Chatters were saying that chat_gnat was chatatonic for much of last week. He was in the room for like 4 days straight... slurping espresso on mic and ranting about Democrats, lesbians and the French.
by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005
Get the chatatonic mug.A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.
Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016
Get the chat shit get banged mug.When on facebook chat, sometimes the chat history mysteriously disappears. Often you have just missed what the other person said and so will say 'chatblank' to let the person you are talking to know that the chat went blank.
Often caused by refreshing the page or clicking onto a different one.
Often caused by refreshing the page or clicking onto a different one.
Person1: And her was sooo wasted LOL!
Person2: sorry, chatblank.
Person1: hahaha that sucks, i said he was sooo wasted
Person2: LOL!
Person2: sorry, chatblank.
Person1: hahaha that sucks, i said he was sooo wasted
Person2: LOL!
by garfieldphone July 19, 2010
Get the chatblank mug.When a topic is presented or being discussed (typically through video) and causes the summoning of a person or people with relation to said topic out of curiosity or interest. It is frequently commented on videos as a joke.
It may be used in different scenarios as well. Its primary purpose is to create a hypothetical awkward and/or funny moment.
The phrase references old time chat rooms with the notice that “____ has entered the chat.”
This joke is parallel to the common phrase: Has left the chat
It may be used in different scenarios as well. Its primary purpose is to create a hypothetical awkward and/or funny moment.
The phrase references old time chat rooms with the notice that “____ has entered the chat.”
This joke is parallel to the common phrase: Has left the chat
by C. Dardano March 4, 2019
Get the Has entered the chat mug.Chat Noir is very hot, but still super sweet and an overall really good guy! he deserves much more love than he is given and is just waiting for Ladybug to fall for him! He uses pet names like Bugaboo and Princess for two, or should i say one very special girl! Though, Ladybug dislikes being called Bugaboo he calls her that anyways. It sucks that Chat isn’t real though. but he still has a special place in our hearts <3
Chat Noir: Hey Bugaboo, fancy seeing you here!
Ladybug: Chat, stop calling me that!
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Chat Noir: Don’t worry Princess, i’ll save you
Marinette: Mhm. okay.
Ladybug: Chat, stop calling me that!
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Chat Noir: Don’t worry Princess, i’ll save you
Marinette: Mhm. okay.
by AngelAgreste August 17, 2018
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streamer playing pokemon randomizer: alright guys ill let you pick the starter
1. Arceus 2. Rayquaza 3. Bidoof
twitch chat: Bidoof
Streamer: Fuck you guys
twitch chat: :troll:
1. Arceus 2. Rayquaza 3. Bidoof
twitch chat: Bidoof
Streamer: Fuck you guys
twitch chat: :troll:
by gangster men November 11, 2021
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