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Hot Commodity

A person who is not only very attractive but also have an attractive personality that makes everyone want to be around them. Most of the time they throw really good parties or are the life of a party.
Girl 1: "Oh my god Ryan is so cute. You think I should ask him out?"

Girl 2: "You can try but he is a hot commodity. Everyone wants that so take a number."
by The Other Perspective January 21, 2011
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commodity

Minority male/female that has no kids, never been married, doesn't live with girlfriend/boyfriend, has more than a G.E.D, who can pay his/her owed debts (okay credit),is over the age of 24, and who is desirable in looks as well as personality.
There are no celeb's that I can think of that would qualify as a commodity.
by Hollywud November 14, 2006
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commodore

A large, prehistoric family sedan, sold in Australia by Holden motor company.

As technologically advanced as fossilized wood, they are a very user friendly car for the simple minded, thus, common in Australia. Equipped with a slow, noisy, automatic transmission and either a "rattletec" 3.8L v6 designed in 1988 or an even older 5L pushrod v8, the pitiful power per litre figure is reflected by its inherant lack of fuel economy or reliability.

Although it handles like a bag of mollasses, this barge is worshipped by bogans for is ability to allow even physically and/or mentally disabled drivers to do burnouts. Usually performance mods consist of 17 inch chromies, altezza taillights and 2 subwoofers. The younger owners usually purchase the cars due to a lack of intelligence, funds or pride. Thus, the car earned the nickname "conformadore".

Holdens "performance" line, "HSV", fail to realise that slapping a bodykit on a family commuter does not make it a sportscar.

Claimed to be an iconic Australian car, engines and drivetrains are sourced from american company GM.
WOW! a one handed burnout? must be a commodore.

That convoy of commodores is driven by 18yo virgins.

The commodore understeered into a tree at 20km/h, lucky it wasnt a good car.

Commodores suck.
by The truthbringer May 21, 2005
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Commodus

Someone that appears to be a team player but is ultimately motivated by greed and self interest. Desperate for recognition and adulation; uses any means (other than personal effort and innate ability) to get ahead. Fortunately, they are not intelligent enough to succeed under normal circumstances.
see Commodus in gladiator
by firetire November 1, 2008
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commodem

"Jonny's internet access is soooooo slow"
"What do you expect? He's only on a commodem"
by stdPikachu January 13, 2004
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Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.
I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.
by firerescue127 August 29, 2010
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Commod-titties

An attractive set of boobs of high value that belong to a girl who is not very attractive.
She's a butterface, but those commod-titties sure do make up for it!
by Dumpology November 11, 2010
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