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Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions
Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)
by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005
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Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.
"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"
by Prick Police March 9, 2014
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cocksuckermotherfucker

The best thing to say in a line up - watch 'The Usual suspects'
'Give me the money you cocksuckermotherfucker!'
by Master Blaster July 11, 2003
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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006
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Cocksucker by Proxy

A person (male or females) who perfoms cunnilingus on a vagina filled with (relatively) fresh sperm.
Joe went down on Gina, right after Bill dumped his load in her.
Bill from then on, referred to Joe, as a Cocksucker by Proxy
by LennX December 26, 2011
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Twinkletoed Cocksucker

One of few bulletproof insults.
demeaning ones masculinity severly.
Bob-You twinkletoed cocksucker!
John-ummmmm ermmmmmm fuck you man!
by Stealthispunk451 October 1, 2008
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cockknocker

1. One who knocks cocks. 2. Someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. See jerkoff.
You're such a stupid cockknocker!
by Do me big time May 23, 2003
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