Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:
Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Lad 1: Hey, there's a vibrating dildo in your fishing basket.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.
by Campeh February 28, 2008
Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"
by Gp06 February 13, 2004
A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.
He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!
by Cal Worthington August 20, 2005
An illegal mexican because they flee like cockroaches when the light is turned on them as they sneak across the border.
by jype August 3, 2008
n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.
a. To be cockroached
a. To be cockroached
by iThink February 19, 2008
a woman with an ugly face but a smokin hot body.
Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.
Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.
mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...
mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...
mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.
by concrete general October 14, 2007