Cockbarded

Being bombarded by mad amount of dick pics

Sam has cockbarded me for weeks, had to tell him to chill

by Mic.the.freak February 20, 2023

cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024

Cockweed.

An individual that’s second toe is larger than their big toe.

Hey did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah bro I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their first.

Hey bro did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their big toe.

Hey bro did u see that blonde with the big tits? Yeah but I’m pretty sure she has a cockweed.

by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025