Great collapse

An event that some people think will happen in the future where all or most of civilization will collapse because of over population, useing up of resorces, deforestation ect.
In history a lot of civilizations collapsed at there high point instead of a low point as would be thought.

Did you hear that some people think there is going to be a great collapse?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse

The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;

(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!

by Blakey Ridge September 24, 2005

bomba collapse

Usually used upon entering Peckham in London. Its the equivalent of saying your hail-mary upon entering Church. Best used as you step off the 343 Bus but optimal timing is reserved for when you walk down Peckham High Street.

As you look around, you can whisper to yourself "Bomba Collapse!"

by Pucho Boedo June 2, 2008

cave collapse

The prevention of a woman from having sex with another woman. Similar to cockblocking, but applied to the lesbian persuasion.

"We collapsed Delia's cave like water in a salt mine. Dyn-o-mite!"

"I was about to score with this real hard dike from the city. Tattoos and the like. But, Davey fucking waltzed in and bricked up my cave like I was a dead Jesus or something."

For all the kiddies out there. Don't cockblock. Don't cave collapse.

by Navarond August 19, 2008

epic collapse

what the new york giants do against the phillidelphia eagles

the giants suffered an epic collapse in the 4th quarter againts the eagles giving up 28 unanswered points

by tikibobby December 20, 2010

Will the economy collapse soon?

UD Jews, I’ve been having a feeling that something bad and really big might happen soon. I’m not imagining things, am I?

I wonder what will happen

Will the economy collapse soon?

by Death Menace December 12, 2022

collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.

Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

- or -

Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

- or -

French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!

by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010