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Hobknocker

When you give your cousin from Kentucky head with no teeth.
I took my teeth out and gave my cousin Kleetus a hobknocker
by MaryJaneJoanRivers August 28, 2021
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hobknockers

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
by All the Single Owls July 7, 2010
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Hobknocker

In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
-He always texts me and he won't leave me alone!
-Ohhh gurl, such a hobknocker dat nigga is.
by xSwagDoe April 7, 2013
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Hobknocker

1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.

2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.

3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.

4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.

5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!

b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.

c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!

d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!

e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
by The True Anti-Hero March 24, 2010
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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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cockknocker

Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker
Shutup Bond you cockknocker
by I am Asparagus November 16, 2005
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cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)
1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.
by Hepcat January 24, 2003
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