Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.

Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.

by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022

Cobble wobbler

A prostitute

She was a cobble wobbler, just trying to make ends meet on the streets.

by Captaintreekle April 17, 2021

Cobbling

To tickle a mans anus while sniffing cocaine out of his penis to make the man cum as much as a volcano, then squeeze every drop of cum into a cup then shit in it, freeze it and make lollipops out of it for your kids in the summer time.

Hey john i was cobbling last night was terrific, your wife now calls me the cobbler, btw john your wifes a dude

by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.

“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”

by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021