convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!

by turtlehore December 14, 2018

Congrulations

When you misstype congratulations in an email and are forced to enter a new word in UD to avoid admitting you’ve made a mistake.

Congrulations on the promotion Chris!

by MistakenM March 13, 2023

Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.

"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"

by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

compulation

Its how poor-people say "compilation". See also "Amberlance"

I can't wait for The Who to put out a new compulation album!

by madoshi August 1, 2011

Copulationship

a sexual friendship. A friendship where sex is the basis for a friendship or a friendship that evolved from an purely physical encounter. friends with benefits

What began as a booty call, evolved into a satisfying copulationship among the circle of friends..

by Graciebaby March 2, 2009

Crongulation

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.

Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"

by mottleyc February 14, 2013