cheezed balls

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection.

"Dude, I had sex with that chick from that place last night! I think she had a yeast infection cuz her vagina was all like white and cheezy, now I have cheezed balls!"

by M. Lara January 30, 2007

Cheeze Sauce

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

by TheDarkness1694 June 1, 2010

Cheezeballin

An over exaggerating smile.

Nigga stop cheezeballin about that sex you had last night.

by J. Rhy August 22, 2009

Cleeze

This word is combined from the two words clout and Steeze and was created by master Splinter.

You have lots of cleeze. Or you cleeze lord.

by Cleeze1zakB1 August 23, 2018

Cheezer

A word used to describe a large toenail. Widely used in countries such as Australia and England. A cheezer usually is flaky, a strange shade of yellow and has dirt and mud underneath it. When picked they usually rip off half the nail, putting the picker through excruciating pain and leaving the toe red and bleeding.

I picked an absolute cheezer yesterday!

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

Cheezer

Matthew Baggeta

Your all such a Cheezer!

by DeWolfe3 October 21, 2009