pot clump

the morning after youve smoked about an ounce of skunk or some (heavy on the throat)resin, and you caugh loads a shit outa your lungs. the clump itself can be compared to gargling with spinal fluid and then spitting it out like mouth wash.

no way you should have seen the siz of the dirty pot clump i caughed up on my way to work.

by ste - unit May 31, 2004

Chumpy chicken

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014

Clump Cake

While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.

Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.

Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.

*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!

by Batman Aaron August 9, 2017

Clumpid

Someone who is both stupid and clumsy.

My roommate is so clumpid that he managed to break my fish tank.

by Zuesss June 17, 2018

Clumpus

A mixture between a clumsy person and a doofus.

Halina you Clumpus!

by NeilTheSealofDucks March 22, 2022

Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.

Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.

by Lyricus_th_Lame April 6, 2022

Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006