Clitasaurus

A huge clitoris/clit.

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

by Gabriel March 15, 2005

Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 6, 2005

clitorectomy

The cutting of of the clitoris. This is practiced in certain countries possibly to "control" females and to make them chaste.

During puberty, in certain countries in Africa, a clitorectomy is performed on young women.

by Jürgen July 20, 2006

cliterally

a much funner way of saying literally

"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"

by laurel-bee June 16, 2005

cliterus

When one obvious male does not know how to spell Clitoris.

guy: i like da cliterus
girl: ...You fail at life.

by Coobadoo December 31, 2005

cliterature

porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user

last night i was masturbating to some hot cliterature

by coxymoxy May 2, 2011