The Covidiots Capital of America. A place where women with bad boob jobs think that their tight face lift will ward off the Coronavirus.
Hey everyone! We live in San Clemente, California. We are Covidiots. We don't care that people are dying from Coronavirus. We want to exercise our right to pretend we know how to surf, and go to a glossy canteen and drink. We're going to invite the media so we can show off our botched boob jobs.
by GPT77 May 12, 2020
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1. A Clemence is French
2. A Clemence is suuuupppeerrr Beautiful and gorgeous often is very smart, dont be surprised if your Clemence knows 2 or more languages.
3. A Clemence is usually short and is very good at anything she tries including sports.
4. A Clemence usually falls hard for one guy, and she loves that guy, and she will always love that guy, somewhere, even if she doesnt show it.
5. A Clemence relies very much on her friends, and they are great ones.
2. A Clemence is suuuupppeerrr Beautiful and gorgeous often is very smart, dont be surprised if your Clemence knows 2 or more languages.
3. A Clemence is usually short and is very good at anything she tries including sports.
4. A Clemence usually falls hard for one guy, and she loves that guy, and she will always love that guy, somewhere, even if she doesnt show it.
5. A Clemence relies very much on her friends, and they are great ones.
by stupidguy24/7 August 22, 2009
Get the Clemence mug.A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.
Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.
by tankerperson June 17, 2011
Get the San Clemente, California mug.Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.
Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.
Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?
B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.
Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*
Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.
Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*
Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
by Sir Gren December 14, 2008
Get the cement shoes mug.Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.
by clementing101 November 2, 2013
Get the clementing mug.1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity
by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009
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