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Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through
Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker
by Andy.B January 20, 2010
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meaty clackers

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle
by Scoeboy May 3, 2016
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Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.
Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".
by Popularone666 November 23, 2010
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Ham-Clacker

A sexual move in which one slaps the butt-cheeks of another individual while sticking their dick/dildo/etc. into spank person's asshole. While this is happening, another person is licking the sodomized ass-crack.
Justin and Daniel like to give each ham-clackers with their dog licking each others assholes.
by clacker May 4, 2005
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Clam clacker

Act of female genitalia making a distinct clacking noise while running due to over use of vaginal cavity.
Clam clacker
As that woman of loose virtue ran, I could hear her clam a clacking.

Release the clackin!
by Shoein machine sheen March 6, 2017
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click clacker

I already looked in the couch and I still can't find the click clacker.
by 666lbSquid November 28, 2010
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meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.
"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"
by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016
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