Citrus High School

Only the SHITTIEST school to ever exist. They give 0 fucks about their students, and it's filled with yee yee MFS. People enjoy waving the rebel flag (fuckin racists), and showing people their parents guns and calling them theirs.
If you're a liberal you will be eaten alive and will feel like your existence does not matter. Everyone's confused about their sexuality, and everyone likes to act ghetto. It's basically just a fucking school filled of stupidity and people who like to fight for no damn reason. If you go to CHS, you're most likely suicidal. fuck chs.

"yo what school you go to"
"chs"
"yo man, citrus high school is cancerous to society."

by yxngdxggerdixk December 1, 2018

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004

Citrus Zipper

Adding orange juice to a piece of deli meat, usually salami or pepperoni.

I'll have a pound of turkey, quarter pound of roast beef, and and half pound of hard salami - and make sure it's a citrus zipper.

by Bob McBobby February 15, 2007

Citrus

It's a noun, verb, adjective AND an interjection. It's the universal curse word.

Go suck a citrus!!...
I'm going to citrus you ALL night...
HOLY MOTHER CITRUS....
What's up ma citrus???
I'm seriously citrus right now...
WTC -What the citrus..
I just citrused your mother...
She's one hell of a citrus

by okonkwooooo and ikemefunaaaa March 18, 2011

Citrus Heights

aka: "Da Heights" and "Slitrus Heights"

a nice, wholesome suburban area, with citrus trees, a nice Mediterranean climate and welcoming people. Until 7:30am: when people on the road become jerks, honking at you for everything, when teachers come to school with nasty attitudes putting other children in nasty attitudes and then those children go down to the Sunrise Mall to mess with Mall Security (i.e. Sly or Palmer) and score some drugs.

Citrus Heights is a semi-tight knit community and if you know one person, you know the other. Marijuana is commonly dealt and smoked here, second popular drug is ether. If you do drugs and live in Citrus Heights, you run with people named Stitches or Amber. There is an amazing amount of rockers and elderly, damn near everybody has a cell phone that has some kind of malfunction and everyone knows someone that shouldn't be doing something they're doing at the moment.

At the center of Citrus Heights:
San Juan High
Sunrise Mall
Tempo Park
Donut King
Rusch Park
Mariposa Ave
Greenback Lane

People in Citrus Heights know how to have a good time despite the fact that it's a place that's going nowhere. It's known for it's bitch-ass cops (Citrus Heights PD) that patrol the schools and roads looking for trouble makers. Despite all it's been through, it's a clean city.

S: I'm moving to Carmichael.
B: It's not that far Steph, I live in Carmichael.
V: So? Why couldn't you have found a house in the Heights?
B: We'll find some new person, I even have a slogan...
C: Citrus Heights: Your Not Welcome Here, But If You Smoke, We'll Take You

by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008

polo citrus sharps

In short the most amazing sweets known to human kind.

A clever piece of production by swiss giants nestle, in that of creating a spin off sweet to the classic polo mint, the polo citrus sharp takes the form of the conventional polo mint but has a strikingly sharp and satisfying taste.

James:'My life is so shit, the only good thing i have is this tube of polo citrus sharps'
Morgan:'You got that right, dem is tasty can i have one?'
James:'HELL NO!'

by airdrawndagger December 1, 2004

Citrussy

this word is commonly mistaken for the word citrusy but don't be fooled, the definition of citrussy is another word for gay

chad- what's your opinion on citrussy?

noah- don't bring that up, it's too controversial

by tall father June 23, 2022