chunch

A combination of a game of chess with lunch. Often a weekly endeavor.

Hey John, would you like to chunch it up as usual this Friday?

by rianus1 August 7, 2009

Chunch

One who's personal, professional, or aesthetic choices are discordant with ones own. The term carries a negative connotation. You don't hate a chunch, but you sure don't want to hang out with one.

Look at that chunch in the khakis, they're pulled up to his neck.
Holy shit those Oakley Blades are mad chunchy.
He was on his phone the whole time he was in line. He's a total chunchlord.

by tothewonder February 11, 2021

Chunch Burger

A womens vagina.

Dude, Hannah totally let me have her chunch burger last night!!

by !^#w$% May 7, 2009

Crunchatize

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.

Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?"
Me: "Just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit! Not again... Never again..."

by D-Hern February 20, 2012

Chunch

When you gluggin and borpin on your bro's but you also mad respectness.

"Hey bro lets chunch on eachother, But hella cool."

by Chunch November 20, 2020

chukchakan

Gay lingo in the Philippines which is an evolved term for chenes, etchos, chorva, charing and charito.

A substitute word if you can't say it directly.
Sex. Sexual Intercourse.

Nakipag chukchakan ka sa kanya no?

by AFlowerInDisguse November 4, 2017

Chunch Hole

An insulting term meaning horrible cunt and has nothing to do with holes of any sort.

Ashley Fidler is such a chunch hole. She never pays for hot chocolate or gas money.

by ddanhall December 21, 2008