chuff

The sound a hamster or gerbil makes when it sneezes.

My gerbil just chuffed.

by Artemicon September 21, 2004

chuff

Any hole or object a man could use to stick his penis in and have sex. A last resort for masturbation.

guy 1:"Dude I was super horny last night so i had to use a chuff."
guy 2:"Yeah? So what did you use?"
guy 1:"A sponge."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

chuff

The hair that surronds your asshole.

Your girlfriends chuff hair is peaking out of her thong, Has she heard of waxing?

by Anonymous July 19, 2006

chuff

Nickname given to the Grumman TBF Avenger, an American Carrier based Torpedo Bomber of WWII.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

chuff

To greedily inhale cannabis sativa. To pull big hits of weed. To totally consume challenge hits, and/or completely finish a stacked bowl.

That Adam - he chuffed the entire marleybone before we had a chance to hit it!

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

chuff

Akin to moron. Is used to describe someone who is acting stupidly, or in a imbecile manner. Usually the use of the word is triggered by speech or an act of incredible idiocy; a feeling of cringe on the part of the accuser after witnessing the unfortunate/hilarious event is also common.

The fictional character David Brent in 'The Office' is a prime example of a chuff.

by metal_gimp March 27, 2008