chutney

1.A Pak/Indo condiment made with spices.
2.A Carribean type of music.

I eat chutney on my rice.

by Salma January 25, 2004

Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

by splatharri September 20, 2006

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?

by Cyberman the Tory July 22, 2009

Chutney Cup

Ginger hair-surrounded vagina

She's got a chutney cup to match the carrot top

by Delendi January 21, 2009

chutney puncher

One who takes the "active" role in anal intercourse.

See also: date packer, rally driver

No point trying to seduce him, girlfriend! He's a chutney puncher.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.

Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole

by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020

Fuck Chutney

Something powerfully awesome and occasionally delicious.

"We are going to unleash this new album... like a jar of Fuck Chutney... on your face." - Matt Davies-Kreye, Funeral For A Friend.

by Grrrrrl March 2, 2011