Cockward

1. Any awkward situation involving the cock

2. An extremely awkward moment during sex

"Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"

"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."

by Dix McKensy March 5, 2009

Cockward

The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.

Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.

by tonsoffunak April 3, 2009

cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

by JOHNeMac March 9, 2011

chuckwagon

Farting in bed, then immediately pulling the sheet over your partner's head - like a covered wagon.

My girl's pissed at me because I gave her a chuckwagon last night

by Dave Atik April 14, 2003

Chunktard

One who is seemingly gigantic and is also really really stupid.

"Check out that chunktard in the front row"
"Wow hes demolishing that burger, or is that a hot dog too?"

by John the Postman February 14, 2008

Cockward

1. An akward situation involving a cock.

"What he just said was totally cockward."

by Ironman211 February 7, 2009

Chuckwagon

A word oringated on the campus of Messiah College in 1956 to describe anyone annoying, silly, smelly, obnoxious or garbage-like.
Like that Chuck...yeah you know him.

When Zach Boyd farted in class, the fat girl behind him threw up and called him a chuckwagon.

"Ji-won" if you smoke and speed on campus, I will call you a chuckwagon....later"

Jared really looked like a chuckwagon when he shrieked and started crying like a little schoolgirl after the teacher scratched the chalkboard in class. Then he pooed himself.

by Jared Yoder loves men September 8, 2004