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Chorizo fag

Mexican: I love tacos
Me: shut up chorizo fag
by MassiveCockPercy September 28, 2020
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Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 4, 2014
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