old chook

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.

"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."

by Diego November 05, 2003

Blue Chook

/'blu://'tʃʊk/
Noun
Synonym for Social Media App, Twitter.

Me: "You're busy there on your phone, what are you doing?"
Them: "Just having a whinge on the Blue Chook..."

by garliccrusher July 07, 2021

crazy chook

An amazing but crazy person. Is liked by everyone and is supportive. Has a great sense of humor and can be sensitive and strong-willed.

Hey did you see Alyssa today? She is one Crazy Chook!

by Some wierd person September 21, 2015

Feed the chooks

a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs

"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "

by Feeder of the Chooks June 18, 2009

chook raffle

A fund-raising raffle in which the prize is a frozen chicken. Popular in Australia.

Hey! I won the chook raffle at the pub last night.

by Son of Cawdrey October 22, 2015

feed the chooks

To masterbate, without giving it away so easily

i'll be back soon, i've just got to go and feed the chooks

by Megasaxon December 12, 2005

cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 07, 2023