choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

by ashrah April 3, 2008

Choosing Beggar

A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.

Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )

by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020

i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

by sneakystevep November 4, 2017

Choose

What Puerto Ricans wear on their feet

"'Ey mang! Check out my new pair of choose!"

by Ryouba August 5, 2005

Your bitch is choosing

When a female with a boyfriend or husband or any significant other chooses another man outright without any second thoughts. Cheating without the need to creep.

Damn my nigga your bitch is choosing, i seen her with that other nigga kissing and shit.

by killatello February 21, 2011

wikipedia choose your own adventure

Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.

How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020