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CHOMPSKI HONK

an ingenious combination of the soul-slashing terms "dweeb", "chimp", "honky" and i think something else. commonly used to describe someone that everyone is jealous of but converts their jealousy into rabid hate.
me: hey there Mable (fictional person)
Mable: hi, how are you. thats a nice hoodie youve got on there...CHOMPSKI HONK!!!!!
by LIKEHOLYSHATITSJORDYNKRAMER March 21, 2008
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Chomp

A large portion of chewing tobacco, usually of the long cut verity.
"Oh my god I have had such a shitty day today, I really need this chomp"

"Holy shit, no kidding, spey your pinch"
by Mike Spey-on October 14, 2013
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chunky chomper

when someone throws up while giving a blowjob.
my gf gave a me a chunky chomper so i slapped her
by youdontknowme11 June 26, 2008
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Beef Chomps

A very Large but thick labia, drapery of the odd sort resulting in beef dangles. Beef dangles also mean when standing the Chomps Will be lowered by a significant amount hopefully not passed her knees.
Shit i look like squid man when shes on my face! those must be those beef chomps!
by teflond123 August 14, 2010
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suicide chomper

A fat whore typically on plants versus zombies who will rush you and the whole team with no fear of death and when they see you think wow they look cool and fucking burrows you. And while they are mid t-bag gets killed and proceeds to hate message you and report you for poor sportsmanship after you t-bag them back
Zombie:oh shit a suicide chomper!
Suicide Chomper: RHEEE DA HOY WEEEEE *ambient fucking retard noises*
Zombie: *gets burrowed* FUCKING SUICIDR CHOMPER!!!!
by Deez ur mom lmao May 22, 2021
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Chompfch

1. Crush (a soft or squishy foodstuff, traditionally bees) with the teeth, making a loud but muffled smushing

sound munching or chewing vigorously and noisily.

2. Ç̶̜̦̲̱̭͙͉̗̭̯̪̰͛͑́̑̊̑̎̆̈̈́̽̆̚Ḩ̶̲͇̗͔͖̰̣̲̖̭̙́̓̋͆̒̎̍̐͊̾̂̂̚͜Ǫ̵̡̞͚̩̻̖̰͎̪̫͍̐̎̀̀̓̅̌̓͂͛͂͘̕͜M ̨̧͉̰̼̜̗̣͈̬̲͇̀̈́̐̈̓͗͊̊̽̑͑͝͠ͅP̶̗̹̣͎̖̞̯̣̦̻̙̺͊̈́͛͌̐̌́̈́̃͌͑̎͗ͅF̶̢̨̡̛̜̮̮̫͈̼̻̙̮̰̽̓͗̑̓̏̏́́̈́͊͝C̵̡̲̝͓̘̞͚̟̪͔̗̻̟̑̑̂͑̾̂͊̑̅̾͑͘͠Ḩ̴̨̨͕̜͉̯̗̺̣̭͖̖̅̆̈́́͐͐̓͋̈́̏̈̚͝ ̶̰̮͔̙͉̠̤̘̠̪̳̲̃̓̎̐̀̉͌̓̄͂͗͘͝ͅŢ̵̺͚͇̜͓̳͇͓̝͓̖͑̊̀́̃̈́͋̽̔̆͘͜͝͝H̶̡̘̺͉̺͇͙̖̻͙̤̓̔̄̀͆̓̿̈͛̊̕͘͜͜͝E̴̘̳͙̗̙̙͖̬̖̹̹̜̐͐̓̂̽͗͋͋̂̈́̓̕͝ͅ ̴̨̥͎̫͚̳͓̯̹̼͖̱̈́͑͗͒̅̌̇̔̄̿̾̕͠ͅS̴̨̡̱̲̫̘͕̫̦̙͈͚̩͒̅̑́̾̊͛͐̀́̃̎͘Ǫ̶̤̘̞͙͍̰̰̤̺̮͓̣͋̊̂̆̂̍̎̆̏̈̑̚͝Ṵ̵̫͍͉͉͚͉͈͇̜̫͈̯̏͑̆̈́̅͆̔̂͆́́͌̚L ̢̢̥̖̹̯̼̝̝͔͎͙̈͛̃̂̇̃̀̏͗̂̌̏̕͜S̵̡̩̺̯̱͓͚̻̼͇̙͓̊̾͆͒͒͑̑̃̐̿̒̕͜͠ ̶̧̨̯̞̝̲̯͔̣̣͔̼̦̾̔̈̈̈́͋͋̍̑̊̉̉͝Ǫ̴̢̝̺̩̜͕̺͕̙̘̹̓́̀͌͋̄̿͌̈́́̃̀̕͜F ̡̛̛͚̟̣̱̺̰͈̳̠͍̯̖̄̃̉́̋͌̐̊̔̈́͝ ̢̢̢͓̞̮̫̣̠̲̘̉͑͂̃̎͂̄̽́͑̚͠͝ͅͅT ̧̦̹̭͈̻̰͔̣̩̤̭̻̈͒́̈́̍̏͑͂͐͐͛̄̚Ḩ̴̨̢̞͕̖͎̱̗̝̰̦̤̍̇͂͂̔͑̈́̋̽͘̕͝͠E̴̲̻͍̗̘͎̼̣͉̩̦̖̗̊̄͋̒̓́̄̄̅̈́̉̋̕ ̫̦̹̱͕͔̩̻̙͉̣̟͚̏̓̑̀̃̓̈́̎̍͐́̎͘I ̨̡̡̗̼̙̞̜͉̬̻̪̜̊͆͊̓͂̂̆̽̊̽̽̓̕N̴̨̞̠̺͎̭̗͚̖̼̼͙͒̏̂̌̔̂̈̈́̀͆̎̕͜͝N̵̡̗͍̫̮̦̮̯̜̺̙͗́͗́̏̀͂̀͑̕̚͝͝ͅͅO ̡̱̺͇̠̜͍͔̮̮̼̣̰͒́̍͐̊̆̀̈́̄͘̚͠͝C ̡̢̢̢̩̫̟̳̼̦̦̞̃̋̉̿̑̐̏̒͂̂͘͝͝ͅE̵̛͙̯̬̖̞̟̪̯̟̮͇̟͐̋̓̍́͋̉̂̃͛̕͝ͅN ̢̢̢̨̨̛̰̤̺͖̘͔̳̖̓͌́͊́̍͋͌͑̈̕͠T̵̡̡͓̤͈̻̳̘̯̱͎̞̟̋̓͌̔͆́̓̍̋̂͗̐̚ ̢̛͔̹͍̯̙̦͎̪̙̪̻̼̾͑̆̒̈́̿̒͑͊̀͋̑B̵̛͎͈͙͓̙̰͔̭̞͙̙͍̿̈̐̊͑̈͊̂͗̎̕̕ͅĘ̶͚̫͙̲̥̣̠̮̗̲̤̱͛̌̿̍̎̆̓̃̄̂͐̃̃E ̛̻͎̪̗̠̰͍̞̦̤̳̘̍͑̂̒̑̈́̎̈́͗͑̏͝ͅS̵̛̞͇͙͉͎͍̝͇͈̦͉̪̃̐́̒̏͌̌̄̍͗̽͘ͅ
Barry chompfched the wet bees he slurped from his cup.
by Trotrwastaken May 30, 2018
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Chomp2K

The literal face of Canada, bigger influence than Nav and Drake. He's also average at NBA 2K.
OMG, I just met Chomp2K and leaked all over myself!
by DefinitelyNotCosmic November 12, 2021
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