Big Chocolate

A male who will not stop trying to impress females by trying to act like a 'big shot'. Calling someone a 'Big Chocolate' is satirical in nature; Ladies love chocolate, so this person (metaphorically speaking) will constantly portray themselves as a 'big chocolate' in hopes to get the girl to love them too or lure them in.

Antonio sure is acting like a Big Chocolate again. He has already taken 4 pictures of himself at the gym and posted them on facebook.

by DebacleENT April 12, 2013

Chocolate

Chocolate. The most beautiful, delicious, amazing tasting, wonderful, happy, wonderful, fantastic thing in the whole universe. Sweet, rich, mouth-watering. Tastes great with everything and is the solution to every problem, the answer to every question. Makes life worth living. Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

I ate 5000000000 chocolate bars today.

by ChocolateLover14 March 10, 2017

chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Chocolate cheeks

when some one's cheeks are as tempting and sweet as chocolate so it's irresistible

I wanna kiss those chocolate cheeks...
BTS Lyrics: "Peaches and Cream , Chocolate Cheeks and Chocolate Wings"

by Snakeu January 5, 2017

Chocolate waterboard

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Chocolate Marshmallows

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.

Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"

by Arthur Shagnasty January 16, 2011

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010