Barry Crocker

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

by lostempire June 11, 2006

checkermate

When an opponent on checkers can't move his or her last piece, similar to checkmate for chess.

I yelled "checkermate" when she was trapped and she laughed and called me silly as she lost.

by SouloCutz May 1, 2009

Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

checkerboard

Southwest Airlines equivalent of SSSS (see previously accepted definition highlighted) . Upon receiving the checkerboard you have to go through extensive secondary security screening because of pre-selected criteria.

Due to me flying one-way, I was given the checkerboard treatment by Southwest. Now I have to go through extensive security before the flight.

by Piranha January 26, 2006

Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

play checkers

A slang term for getting it on or having sex

Lucky guy: Dude after the bar that redhead and i went back to her place to play checkers. WE played checkers for like an hour. And she was SO good at it.

by namixas11 January 24, 2011