Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski

Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay

by The Punisher ;] April 23, 2009

Choade-A-La-Mode

fat cock and ice-cream

she wanted food in the bed? i gave her ass choade-a-la-mode

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

choad

Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.

lick my choad.

by Antar the Dragon God January 13, 2003

Choadles

1) Barnacles That Grow On Your Testicles.

Man You've got a bad case of Choadles.
I've gotta get rid of these Choadles.

by J Cobra October 20, 2008

Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.

"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009

Choadaly

A way to acknowledge a bro or friend is correct, but you still consider him or her kind of an asshole or dick. Or in some cases, BOTH.

I.E he/she is CLOSE to an asshole or dick.

Bro, i CHOADALY agree with you that she wanted you more , but only because you told her i had an STD.

I CHOADALY agree they cut you off, but you shouldan't have given them "the finger" in the first place.

by Fresh Coast Hova September 27, 2011