Choadess

ch- o-dess: verb

When one chooses to be a Choad.

Making a conscious decision to be a Choad.

When your ex-husband chooses to sleep on the king size bed and forces his baby's mama to sleep on the pull out bed...ergo, Choadess.

Ben Gibbard- Couldn't keep his wife, decided to get a divorce, ergo, Choadess.

by Wonder Woman and Friend November 2, 2011

Chodism

A deformity in the male reproductive system causing the penis to be extremely under average in length, and over average in girth

My best friend has Chodism, but nobody makes fun of him for it

by YourFatherXavier December 6, 2019

Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

Chadist

Meaning to be a Chad without having Chadism. (Chad enthusiast)

What can I say, they all like me because I'm chadist.

by Vl4dm1 Putin May 17, 2021

Chodis

A vagina wider than it is high. Definitively the opposite of a chode.It is only possible for a women whit a chodis to engage in intercourse with a man that has a chode.

"Dude I was totally gonna fuck my girlfriend, but when she pulled her pants down she a had a sick, huge chodis!"

by Fred A November 12, 2008

chadismydad

A username of a particular individual which essentially signifies that Chad is the given first name of his dad.

If you falsely claim that Chad is your dad, you better watch your fucking back.

Legend: "Hey chadismydad, what's up?"
chadismydad: "No, Chad is my dad."

by chadismydad July 29, 2018