Curvy Chlamydia

What one would call a prostitute with a nice body.

Bill: Hey Joe check out that girls bod snorting coke out the back I'd tap
Joe: Damn Bill I didn't realize you were into Curvy Chlamydia

by IncelSlayer83 August 21, 2019

Chlamydia

Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted disease, it is curable. Having a 30% chance of having it is a lot.

Oh my God Lauren and Sophie have Chlamydia.

by Runihura March 17, 2022

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Horse chlamydia

A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.

Everything presidential candidates say is horse chlamydia!

by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 27, 2016

Chlamydia

something yo ass gon get if you keep fucking other people

Clara got chlamydia because she was messing around with other dudes.

by trippleog January 2, 2023

chlamydia

something that mason swims gives to women at the great college of Gettysburg.

Hey did you hear that mason swims gave another girl chlamydia?

by weenie7455 October 18, 2021

Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia

by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022