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Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract
Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Chlamydia

Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted disease, it is curable. Having a 30% chance of having it is a lot.
Oh my God Lauren and Sophie have Chlamydia.
by Runihura March 17, 2022
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Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021
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chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
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Chlamydia Mary

1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."

2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
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Curvy Chlamydia

What one would call a prostitute with a nice body.
Bill: Hey Joe check out that girls bod snorting coke out the back I'd tap
Joe: Damn Bill I didn't realize you were into Curvy Chlamydia
by IncelSlayer83 August 21, 2019
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chlamydia

something that mason swims gives to women at the great college of Gettysburg.
Hey did you hear that mason swims gave another girl chlamydia?
by weenie7455 October 18, 2021
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