chitty

(adjective) Has many uses, but mainly refers to the presence of an awkward jilted former lover who stains the aura of an otherwise perfectly good day.

1.) Elizabeth and Nicole's day soon turned chitty as they realized they were both having lunch next to the strange weird guy they both awkwardly tongued at the last big frat party.

2.) Wow, what a chitty dude, he thinks just by playing beer pong with a girl, that gives him the right to stick his hand in her panties.

3.) Stop being so chitty and standing behind that girl and just ask her to dance already.

by Elbert Humperdick May 11, 2009

chitty chitty bang bang

the act of shit poppin off nigga,things going good or bad,and or breaking your dick off inside a hoe..

Yo i walked in that party n already knew it was chitty chitty bang bang.. yo that bitch is walkin around with my dick broke off insida her chitty chitty bang bang!

by jdubya2287 July 20, 2010

chitty titty bing bang

Swatting a woman's exposed breasts to induce motion.

Chuck: "How was the strip club?"
Jimmy: "Great, I gave the strippers the ol' chitty titty bing bang."
Chuck: "Did you get kicked out?"
Jimmy: "Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock? Yeah."

by jimmyjimjohn October 14, 2010

chitty

when a girl is so fat her chin and her tits morph together.

person 1: jess is so fat, you can't even see her neck.
person 2: yeah she only has chittys

by KAZZAAA December 2, 2007

Chittay

chittay: a person whom has crappy outlooks on life and has opinions of which no human being can agree or relate to, they are most often friendless, mentally slow, annoying and ignorant.

Friend- "yo dude, how was the party last night?"

Chittay- "it was fucking sick, i made out with your sister"

Friend- "WTF bro, your a fucking CHITTAY"

by rotimaster5000 October 13, 2011

Chittsy

Cheap; of low quality, lazy

These boards are so chittsy I think they are going to break.

by Wheel27 May 12, 2006

pook chitty

Arises from the fresh green, rolling hills of welcoming Santa Rosa California. Definition: To puke, to yak, to vomit.
2. Originates from being to drunk and sick to claim you are The Puke City Champion of the World.
Town Drunk and I have pook chittied multiple times together.

Tone, I just guzzled 10 beers in 10 minutes, I think I'm gonna pook chitty.

by Peter Carlson April 5, 2005