chirp 

a verb meaning to chirp or to turn on the car alarm on your vehicle by pressing your remote, when you panic when seeing a brown person or a black person in the parking lot for any reason whatsoever.

"...me and my chi-com H1B1 Visa immigrants saw a native american or a mexican or a negro, and we collectively chirped our cars in the parking lot, because we are panic stricken and frightened settlers here to make our claims to the continent. The chirping solidifies our identity as being truly superior and here to conquer and be morally righteous. it was a beautiful thing..."

chirp by nativepatrol September 11, 2011

chirp 

Simply put, it means cell phone

"I am in the office now, but will be leaving soon so hit me on my chirp."

chirp by Larry J. November 8, 2008

chirp 

to have sex with, to bang, usually a one night stand type thing

hey eric, i chirped her last night

chirp by Chloedawn December 28, 2005

chirp 

A substitution for a word like dumbass, idiot, or sped. Basically a chirp is wat you would call a stupid or ignorant person

Girl 1: Is Georgia bigger than Texas?
Girl 2: You are such a fuckin chirp!

chirp by sososnoop October 10, 2005

Chirp 

To listen to a new song or band.

"Man i was on myspace the other day and found this new band. You should chirp them.

Chirp by Thomas kimbler October 23, 2008

chirp 

when a person says something that is unfunny and causes an awkward silence

guy 1: dude that movie was awesome

guy 2: yeah the ending was really good

guy 3: ik dude it was sizzling like bacon

guy 1,2: chirp??

chirp by Da agent December 24, 2009

Chirp 

The act of quickly drinking or finishing off a beverage, mainly beer, in one quick gulp or "chirp"

Bartender: Bar is closing in 5 minutes, let's chirp those beers people.

Hey what you wanna do tonight?
Well we can start off by going to happy hour and chirping a few beers.

Chirp by Goosefarm May 21, 2016