Chinese 

A synonym of 'Asian' defined by Americans

A: "Are you Chinese?"
B: "I'm not Chinese, I'm from Japan."
A: "Are you Chinese?"
C: "I'm not Chinese, I'm from Korea."
A: "... Let me guess you are not Chinese are you?"
D: "I am, for Chairman Mao's sake!"

Chinese by intrastella9999 May 14, 2016

Chinese 

A rare and not yet proven species, common in a country called 'China'.

They have very thin eyes, because they have to be very precise when they try to catch some rice, which is their favorite food.

Dude, is that a Chinese?

Nah, it's probably an Asian..

Chinese by Eq0 July 8, 2017

Chinese 

A meme that is tje reason why the PaRappa The Rapper fandom needs to stop.

CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
ANYTHING GOES EVEN CHINESE

Chinese by Ametislady December 2, 2018

Chinese 

Stupid chinky people who will eat literally anything.They can be very racist in "China" but complain specially on social media when they face racism.

Mate, see that chinese wanker over there eating dogs?

Chinese by Vigina disruptor October 31, 2021

Chinese 

Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.

Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.

Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.

Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.

Tim: Must be made from chinesium

Chinese by oldbig November 16, 2021

Chinese 

Ben mackeen

My ethnicity is chinese

Chinese by Bossdevpom January 1, 2023

Chinese 

An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.

Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.

In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.

They're terrible people and a terrible culture.

The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.

Chinese by Random Person 50001 November 2, 2023