Childrens Beach

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.

"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"

by fratboyrackcity69 March 10, 2018

have my children

The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.

Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children”

by PoppiBoi December 23, 2021

married with children

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.

Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

by Laffeyete July 15, 2006

David Childress

Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.

"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"

by Darthroy Hoganspot October 2, 2011

Dirty Children

"Dirty Children" or "Dirty Child" refers to an individual(s) who lead a rather undesirable lifestyle such as a Prostitute, Stripper, Drug Dealer, Gang Member or other social deviant(s).

An individual with squalid living arrangements is a "Dirty Child"

An individual sloppily dressed, who is foul smelling, and is cloudded with uncleanliness is a "Dirty Child"

Women and or Men that partake in exceedingly lascivious and smutful acts with multiple partners are "Dirty Children"

Finally,

Any person onto which you feel to be of lower class or status, financially and or socially can and should be refered to as a "Dirty Child".

You are walking down the street with your friend and spot an exceptionally beautiful woman, who upon further examination you know to be a swash-buckling, scally-wag of a pirate hooker and you tell your friend the following:

"Dude, seriously? That bitch is a "DIRTY CHILD", who ain't been with that ho?! That shit is "DIRTY CHILDREN" fo sho!

by Mr. Blada July 6, 2009

kentucky fried children

A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags

KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children

by Anomonys Kid420 April 27, 2015

is our children learning

George W Bush's speech on education. The full quote is, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

Geroge W. Bush said, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" No George, they isn't.

by Barry Manilow II March 24, 2006