hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese

Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos

by Joe Tamalis November 23, 2007

Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.

Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.

by Honky Reducer August 1, 2010

Cheekosis

A temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment.

Grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, Justin

by wheels malloy November 25, 2016

cheetos

Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.

Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.

CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.

Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!

CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!

by C Tan April 14, 2006

flaming hot cheetos

These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans. Do not eat too many Flaming Hot Cheetos or you might become constipated.

1. Damn, I haven't taken a dump in a week after eating those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

2. "My ninja, them Mexicans jacked all of our Flaming Cheetos"

by Wayne October 31, 2004

cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

by His loyal jester September 30, 2006

Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

by MONiKAA November 12, 2009