A chavette is;
Looks; usually in last-seasons skinny jeans, a United Colours Of Benetton t-shirt, Ugg boots or 'pumps' and a body warmer complete with a fur hood. Either razor-straight hair or attempted scrunched with mousse. This results in wet looking, kinked, flat hair with no curl whatsoever. When the hair is up, usually pulled very tight into a side poyntail with an attempted quiff. Adores Dior. A ridiculous amount of eyeliner and make up is always used. Foundation line always visible.
Attitude; very arrogant. Anyone who would dare like Fall Out Boy and not Akon is labeled an emo, and tends to walk around playing unreleased R&B songs they found on LimeWire. Goes around in packs, attracts a worrying amount of male attention. In photos, a pose is always used.These range from the popular 'gunz' sign, blowing a kiss, looking up and away from the webcam in order to make eyes look better. Writes in capitals, but replaces a capital 'I' with 'ii'.
Looks; usually in last-seasons skinny jeans, a United Colours Of Benetton t-shirt, Ugg boots or 'pumps' and a body warmer complete with a fur hood. Either razor-straight hair or attempted scrunched with mousse. This results in wet looking, kinked, flat hair with no curl whatsoever. When the hair is up, usually pulled very tight into a side poyntail with an attempted quiff. Adores Dior. A ridiculous amount of eyeliner and make up is always used. Foundation line always visible.
Attitude; very arrogant. Anyone who would dare like Fall Out Boy and not Akon is labeled an emo, and tends to walk around playing unreleased R&B songs they found on LimeWire. Goes around in packs, attracts a worrying amount of male attention. In photos, a pose is always used.These range from the popular 'gunz' sign, blowing a kiss, looking up and away from the webcam in order to make eyes look better. Writes in capitals, but replaces a capital 'I' with 'ii'.
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I went on holiday in St Anton, ate dinner, demanded more wine and fucked the chalet bitches within five minutes.
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by JuBlow June 8, 2010
Get the Lemon Chalet mug.The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
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A chavletts first word: INNIT!!
Mum:oi bruv! our safe son jst sed innit, innit
Dad:.....*nowhere to be seen*
Mum:oi bruv! our safe son jst sed innit, innit
Dad:.....*nowhere to be seen*
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