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Coventry Twos

Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.
Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...
by Mr Moley October 19, 2008
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chavelry

jewelry for chavs, this so called chavellry is usually thick chains which have been spray painted gold, often wwon out of the ten pence machines in the entrance of supermarkets and over shops, often they were more than one item of jewelry to gain the chav~alicious look, personly i fail to see the apeal in chavelry and would avoid chavelry and chavs at all costs, they tend to spit on people
man your chavelry is mingin, but blingin !!!!!
wer is ur chavelry from woolworths :O no wilkos ;)
by ingrid xxxx January 2, 2006
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Coventry

an english douche bag.

mentally retarded male with uncontrolable bowel movements

useless and pointless
That guy is a proper Coventry... hes so bloody useless!
by Rob Ashdown December 23, 2007
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chavesty

(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life

(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)
it's a complete chavesty
by el revez May 10, 2004
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Coventry City

Midlands Football Team, Utter Shite. If England had Syphilis, The Recoh Is were it'd be.
"Did you see coventry City play last week?"
" No, I was too busy scraping the inside of my eyelids with a blunt chisel."
by Joe Pineapples February 24, 2009
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coventry connecticut

Coventry CT is made up of a bunch of country hicks who act thug, they only have a few other races in their school, one being Ariel F.
You god darn coventry connecticut hick!
by Stephen Merlino June 12, 2018
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coventry sphinx football club

The Coventry sphinx football club is the best
by Hi2007. November 25, 2019
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