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Chechen Catapult

When nearing completion of "69", the woman shall the sit up covering your face. Then with said woman sitting up you take your penis and bend it down as tho charging a catapult. When you are about to cum you let go of your penis in which it then flings cum onto said woman. The target would be her face. Your face is safe from all casualty due to her sitting on your face.
"hey man i banging your mom last night, then finished with a Chechen catapult.
by GOTfan69 May 29, 2013
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Chavputer

Chavputer

A chavputer is a term used to describe a computer which has been highly modified, or custom built for high performance.

It refers to the term chav, in particular the common conception that a chav drives a highly modified car, usually in the form of extra's, tuning, lights, and bodywork. To some this look is gaudy, or un-tasteful.

A chavputer can be thought of in the same way, the case has had lighting, extra fans for improved cooling, clear panels and high end graphics cards installed for example.

A chavputer is usually referring to a gaming pc, where high performance and modifications are needed.
Chavputer

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by Aaronage October 9, 2008
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catapult that hoe

When a guy pulls out before he's done his business and cums in a girls belly button. Then he grabs a spork and flings the cum into her open mouth.
Duuuude, I'm about to catapult that hoe SOOO good.
by Alex & Karson December 3, 2007
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urban catapult

It is when you are erect and you get the girl to shit on you, then you take the feces and make little balls of shit. You then pull your penis back like a catapult and you put the shit ball under the head of your pecker pipi, then release the little turds into her mouth. This way you guys can have fun while having sex, its like diner in bed.
Charles:"i'm prety good at urban catapult my girlfriend says"
by who gives a shit... January 16, 2008
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Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016
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catapult

wen u put ur dick between ur legs and wen the bitch goes to suck it u let it go and it slaps her in the face
i gave the bitch a catapult
by dan c May 20, 2003
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catapulted

Leo got so catapulted last night that his summer was over.
by Chanyla July 20, 2010
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