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Tinted-chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.
I am a tinted-chapstick lesbian. You can pick me up for a hike and a martini bar in 15 minutes.
by tinted-chapstick-lesbian June 21, 2021
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Chapstick

Sexual term when a man can't quite fit it in right away he takes the tip of his penis and rubs it against a woman's vagina (lips) until moist like a stick of Chapstick.
My girl was so tight I had to give her the Chapstick before entering her.
by Hal Em Dog November 9, 2012
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Catastic

Used to describe something thats freaking amazing
That party last night was Catastic !
by Gunt123 March 11, 2012
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Mexican Chapstick

The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.
While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.
by Venue1590 April 23, 2009
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chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.
Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.
by Carstano September 5, 2008
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chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009
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chiacastic

A way of sarcasm (chiacasm) that is mixed with witty humor, remarks that doesn't hurt others. Examples of chiacasm can range from asking another if they are still surviving after a hard day, or even the simple act of making somebody apologise to their chair if they didn't heed your advice earlier. Even gushing about the best bak kwa you've tasted for an hour but then not telling others where you got it from counts.
Members of class 5-2: "I am so beat! Why does the computer lab have to be on the 5th floor?"
Teacher(rolling her eyes): "5-2, all I can tell you is that your stamina is *brilliant*."
Student: "Don't be chiacastic, we're too tired for that."
The teacher is being sarcastic, but not in a mean way, hence it's chiacasm. Chiacasm is a form of witty sarcasm.
by 5-2chiacartist4eva! December 6, 2022
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