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Certified G

When you are being lit and dope everyday.
by the certified Gs February 20, 2017
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They are most certainly not delicious!

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.
Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!
by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005
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hood certified

Someone that grew up in the Hood and has faced way more Challenges than those who grew up in the suburbs. Due to those circumstance, The person that's faced many of life's challenges mostly those of Personal, Economic, Psychological challenges and has survived them are deem stronger then those who have not.
"Yeah that shit will be tough to handle. Let's get John to manage and handle that. He's built for it. He's Hood Certified"
by Hood Certified Roc July 6, 2016
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Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"
He's a certi driver
by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022
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certified dime

n.-A beautiful girl/woman who is rich, accomplished, or otherwise well-to-do.
Dontrell knew he would have to work hard to impress Jasmine; she was a certified dime, and thus, would be pretty hard to please.
by Haynes March 27, 2008
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certified badass

Term or title for a person who is frighteningly competent. They have been resourceful under pressure and completed many tasks with grace and aplomb. The implication is that the person can be expected to perform as well as anyone could in poor conditions with incomplete instructions and insufficient resources.
Usage: Mary is the best sous chef in the city. Everybody who understands the profession knows they can count on her under any circumstances. Mary is not just good, she is a certified badass sous chef.
by Ugly Shoe May 8, 2016
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