Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023

Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009

spiritual castration

permanently cleansing your inner hoe

Roshan: "I don't want to date a potato."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."

by ayyyelamo October 18, 2016

ass contraption

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

by Hintonater November 22, 2017

Castration

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.

"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"

by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012

castration

the end result to most hindu mythology

"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."

by lucy May 8, 2005

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009