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Matt from Centennial

Hey you know Matt from Centennial ? He likes dick in his ass
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Centennial Highschool

A shitty school located in Las Vegas Nevada. Has the fakest bitches ever, and all the boys are fuck boys. The baseball team is like the 13 reasons why baseball team. The volleyball team are a bunch of white Mormons. The football team are a bunch of perves. The basketball team is good at playing but there wild. The wrestlers are all gay. Everyone turns on each other so don’t trust anyone here. The only okay thing is the education but that’s pretty shitty too. Also watch out for very petty people. Okay thank you
by hot water April 23, 2019
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Centennial middle school

You go to centennial middle school

Yeah

Daymmm there broke af I heard
by Abced November 8, 2019
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Centenniobriety

100th day of sobriety from anything.
The bottle down long. 100 days now strong. “Centenniobriety” I have become.
by Imhungry68 May 8, 2022
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Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
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centenar

When a football team gets over 100 points in a season
Examples:
Manchester City (2017-18)
Real Madrid (2011-12)
"Juventus won the centenar in 2014"
by ighvkio December 11, 2023
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Centernomics

When a politician, especially African, takes an economic benefit or policy and centers it on themselves. They are the Minister of Tourism and instead of photos of the fauna and flora in the countries adverts, its pictures of the politician. When they are launching a borehole in a village paid for by the tax payer they make it sound like they personally paid for it.
The centernomics of water projects in this country hit an all time low when an MP vying to keep their seat lost and took a tour of their area scolding voters about how they were disappointed with the loss as they brought infrastructure development to the area.
by Samanyika March 27, 2024
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