Extra Cellular Perception

The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.

Mike: "Holy hell!"

Pete: "What?"

Mike: "I felt my phone go off, then I got a call. It's like I have extra cellular perception!"

by Randy 440 January 28, 2008

cellular ass fuck

Put a cell phone on vibrate and stick it in a women's pussy. Then call the phone and start fingering her ass with your hand in the shape of a phone (with your thumb and pinky pointing outward while your middle three fingers are closed).

I heard Betty had to buy a new phone because Franky gave her one helluva cellular ass fuck.

by Eric Pazzo October 5, 2007

cellularize me

It means to call someone on their cell phone.

Jillian's away message read "cellularize me" so I called her cell phone.

by jillibean8471 July 13, 2006

busy on a cellular level

An excuse given to parents for teenage laziness.

"Laila! Get up out of bed! You're so lazy!!!"
"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)

by Lailacm June 22, 2008

Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006

cellular telecomunicational device

muh cell phone or beeper

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

by zac brinegar May 22, 2008

Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008