bum cakes

A term for a large woman's anus cheeks. Used by a man who is excited by the size of them.

"Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em." - Spinal Tap

by Geoff L. August 30, 2005

Vanilla Cakes

This could either be:
1) A term of endearment for someone you love
2) A white girl or girl of any race who is boring but has a great body, particularly, a bubble butt.

Man been talking to this new chick, she hot as hell, got an ass for days and whatnot but damn she hella boring. She's got nothing of substance to contribute to a conversation

Damn bro, she got a case of them vanilla cakes

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 30, 2016

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007

shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.

Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!

by NattyM December 31, 2009